WoooHOOooo....
Guess who am i? HEHe.I am the last in the harmockee family to be liberated from the prelims lah.Muhaha.KNow who am i already?? Ok. Another clue (This is gonna be super obvious) : For the v few who are gonna read this, dun ya all find Miny and her new hubby v compatible??? I mean... Both are equally weird-looking ( Dun kill me Miny).. ok. LEt me justify- Who on Earth will hav eyebrows floating in mid-air?? Hmm.. Surely the plastic surgeons must hav made a HUGE mistake. hehe. Alright. At least that's not as bad as the missing nose.. Well i wonder how Miny will react when she sees only two holes above the mouth??? SCARY!!!! And her poor hubby will be sneezing every nw and then lor! Cos he will be devoid of the dust-trapping hair follicles to purify the air before entering the lungs ( Sounds Bio?? Listen up Hoying!!! LOL~)... Gosh.. Tt's really a bad condition..
NOw to MIny herself. JUs a disclaimer; MIny, ya can exercise appropriate self-censorship nw!!! Hehe. Ahem~ To start wif... I seriously think MIny needs a juicy and succulent Fugi Apple.. HAHA... For those who dun understand, ya can ask mIny herself. TaDa~ aND.. On contrary to the normal body composition ( Wait. Am i right to say this first?? Hoying?? ).. Miny's body does not constitute sufficiently of water. It's mainly bones!!! Really... Even if ya throw her into a spin-dry washing machine. There will not be any significant decrease in volume. Worse. This will crumble the electronic industries!!! Oh GOSH!!! Cos washing machines will then become obselete for domestic purposes... Hmmm.. Now tt's ECONOMICS!!! ( Miny's turn to listen up) TADA TADA TADA~~@@!!!! * drums roll *
ALrihgt... I shall nt exercise too much propaganda.. maybe it's better to give readers some space and time to discern the truths from wrongs... Come to think of it.. DUn ya find this post v enriching? An eclectic blend of various subjects.. Hehhe.. Where's the applaude? MUhahahah.. keke.. I am so gonna exceeed the 1500 characters limit.. Or hav i alr exceeded it? Hmm..
-wOrMz signing off-
